perjurer

A person who renders (oneself) guilty of swearing falsely or of willfully making a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation

Me: I don't believe he'll dare to stand up as a witness in court.

Friend: True. He is a perjurer.

by imBASICk May 23, 2016

Persqwauck

To have a sudden expression similar to da fuck!

*opens a snapchat* PERSQWAUCK! Wtf is that?

by Averi and Alyssa January 10, 2017

persistence

the act of continuing to chase a female interest. not giving up. the pursuit of a female "dime" even after multiple rejections.

after 3 years, that dude's persistence finally paid off with miss mcdonald. he wore her down and now she iloves the "mantention" he gives her. boom !!

by i.m. urbanized January 14, 2017

Perfect Family

The family you wish was yours when you get home and see how truly messed up yours is.

I wish my family was the perfect family.(sigh)

by Maddie0223 February 21, 2017

period plug

It's self explanatory. Slang for tampon.

It was the time of the month and Wendy started to drip so she used a period plug.

by lenny732 July 22, 2017

pergert

when yur fat and have a baby with a dolphin thats purple

omg sally you are pergert

by HOTTTT AF April 19, 2018

peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018