park like OJ

To park like OJ Simpson parked his vehicle on the night of the murders. When your vehicle is not parked correctly. Any deviation fron parking parallel to the curb. When you approach a car and you see that it is not parked correctly. When you assume someone hurriedly parked a vehicle.

Dude must have been in a hurry because he park like OJ.

I often laugh when i see how my mom parks her car, she park like OJ.

by charles allen March 1, 2008

park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

Parkendu

Parkendu is a Superbug XTP slang used to define someone who displays his or her idiotness for one and all to see and is blissfully unaware about it.

Superbug XTP: He is a huge parkendu!! (forehead slap)

Batman: Right you are Superbug!!

by Superbatman666 November 8, 2011

Park Block

To block someone or something by parking in front of it.

Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.

by thechicynic April 10, 2015

Parked in

When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.

Grandpa, can you move your car...you have me parked in!

by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017