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Military parent

A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.

Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
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Planned Parenthood

It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!
Planned Parenthood owns the Democrat Party just like the NRA owns the Republican Party
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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.
I recite the parental mantra every morning.
by shittickler March 22, 2024
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Deputy Parent

An African term Ref. Southern Africa that is used to refare to the first-born child, Mainly towards first-born daughters. The term is used because First-borns usually take the role as an auxiliary parent or caretaker for their younger siblings, often bearing the same emotional and Physical responsibility as the actual parents.
Eg. I never catch a break at home. My parents are never around so as the Deputy Parent, I have to do everything.

Eg. She's the deputy parent.
by Luun March 23, 2024
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clarence parents

deriving from the 2002 film 8 mile, Clarence Parents describes a person who acts like they’re from the hood or a bad life, but actually had a good upbringing.
Dennis is no gangster. He went to a private school in Irvine. Bro has clarence parents.
by belikemike_23 May 4, 2024
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Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
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