Mum Jeans

Really outrageously gross jeans worn by boys in their late teens, usually purchased by their mothers.

Check him out in his mum jeans and silver astroturfs D:

Mum Jeans by personwhodislikeseerything March 11, 2010

Ripped knee jeans 

Ripped jeans around the knee are highly fashionable at the moment. However a lot of people do not realise it represents that the wearer is used to getting on their knees regularly to perform blow jobs, hence why the knee area tends to be worn out.

Wow awesome Ripped knee jeans, we should get to know each other over a coffee

Ripped knee jeans by jonny singh April 12, 2017

Latina Jeans

Jeans without back pockets that make a woman's ass look terrible!

"Becky has got a smokin' body, but those Latina Jeans she's wearing today make her ass look dumpy as hell!"

Latina Jeans by Chad and Shaun December 30, 2008

spray on jeans

Jeans that are so tight that they appear to be sprayed on with paint. Often associated with the bogan in Australia.

Look at that bogan with his metallica t shirt and spray on jeans.

spray on jeans by Sister Fister May 27, 2007

Jeanett 

The most beautiful woman you'll ever meet. A normal name in Scandinavia, as they have the biggest penises in the whole world, and thus Jeanett has the best pussy

You see his smile? Yeah. He had sex with Jeanett last night.

Jeanett by Potato-Carrot May 15, 2016

Jeanine 

Jeanine is a beautiful and hot person but ones you get to know her
Shes an out going person who loves her friends.she is the kind of girl who
Every man needs to be with and if she's fat during her childhood.
Wait ti'll she turns 18

Patrick: Jeanine shes funny...i love her
Ethan:does she love you?
Patrick: i dont know...maybe??
Ethan: I hate to say but i like her too.but you deserve her.
Patrick: *saw jeanine* DID YOU HEAR US
jeanine:yes
Patrick:well the truth is ...
Jeanine:its ok i like you too
Ethan: i like youre bestfriend jeanine
Pia:WHO ME??
Ethan:yes
Jeanine:were late for class
Patrick:ok see ya!!!

Jeanine by Qwertyuiopatrickasdfhjkl January 9, 2019

Skinny Jeans 

Incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen Y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. Look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. This is not advised, for having a person’s ass in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a muffin top.

Chloe: Hey, I think I might actually win this game of twister, as Mark's skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.

Skinny Jeans by Chloe1234 August 8, 2010