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Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011
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humping the cube

To engage in a unique or experimental form of masturbation.
"What's wrong with Jon?"

"He was humping the cube last night and his mom walked in. He won't cop to the details."

"Was he using something of hers?"

"I don't think so but he says he can't look her or his dad in the eyes."

"Too bad, that's messed up."
by rantnrave May 9, 2011
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Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.
He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.
by drclownpenis May 23, 2011
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human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
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Humossum

A Half Human - Half Possum -> Humossum
There is a Humossum living in my house
by Humombat November 22, 2011
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Humidipee

A measure of the amount of pee infused water vapor in the air of a bathroom. Usually in combination with an elevated temperature as the result of high usage during a large arena event.
The men's bathroom must be at least 95% humidipee right now.

Let's find another bathroom, this one has too much humidipee.
by hippiefeet September 4, 2012
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humachickie

An unspecified or unknown object in which you know what it is but have forgotten the name
If ya had a couple wrenches you'd be able to get that humachickie off
by Dehplumber September 21, 2013
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