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german

another name for a virgin because it sounds like it.
said so young kids or older adults wont know what the hell your talkin about.
most likely said to girls.
by Shannon aka Shay June 17, 2007
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germany paper

germany paper is the coolest band ever and quite possibly has THE coolest people in the band.
by linzee May 24, 2004
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German Poutine

Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.
by 99 Prob May 27, 2004
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Germany

Overrated country, obvious racial tensions in the air. Country in which everyone there is cool but the GERMANS !! The only good thing about the place is the beer.
True Story

Guy: Why did those guys leave the bar?

Bartender: Germany or germans dont feel comfortable with Americans around.

Guy: Hahaha, im here on vacation, shit.
by NPH 4 February 27, 2009
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German Breakfast Infaculation

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)
zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations
by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009
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German Sideburns

This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.
We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!
by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010
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German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.
by B_Rain October 31, 2012
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