Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016

grandma

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies

by thebakedgod December 31, 2011

grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

Grandpierre

A fat mexican

'Hello I am Daniel Grandpierre, and I am a fat mexican'

by Maximumlp March 16, 2009

Grandma's chicken salad

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

by J Rones August 27, 2009

GrandCunt

a name/label used in reference to someone you should have been allowed to call grandmother, BUT because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a MommyAnn; emphasis on the word mommy. In doing so against your will animosity, hostility, and ill will develop leading to the creation of your term of endearment, GrandCunt.

(1).Some people have a grandmother, others have a grandma, I was forced into having a MommyAnn until the day I revolted, now I have a GrandCunt.
(2).Bootz, "Shoo Fresh you know you rich grandma buy you those dank kicks you need fo school..."
Fresh, "Jigga please! you know I aint got no grandma, I got stuck with a GrandCunt.

by noLIMITsouljagirlz May 14, 2010

Grandmama

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018