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hands-free

\'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.
I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!
by dillymax May 26, 2010
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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
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olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it
While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!
by Lord H.R. CocknBalls May 8, 2011
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fleep

this is a combination of two words sleep and f*ck. It can be used in the place of either word. Use your imagination.
We're having a fleepover! Sorry I'm late I was fleeping. You don't look good, are you getting enough fleep?
by Roxy Malone May 17, 2004
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free clothes association

General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.
You're joining the free clothes association!
by Snake January 26, 2006
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Freeport

A relatively small city located in Northwest Illinois. Sadly enough, Freeport is the biggest city in Stephenson County and the population was 26,443 at the 2000 census.
In 1858, the second debate between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas took place in Freeport. Whoop.
This city has been named Pretzel City USA, although there is no longer any pretzel bakery OR factory and there is more than one high school in the US (hell, in Illinois) with a pretzel as the mascot.
This town is full of hicks, potheads, and 'gangsters'.

Freeport has a high rate for teen pregnancy and STD's, because the teenagers located in Freeport have nothing better to do than have sex with each other. In 2009 alone, 246 cases of Chlamydia were reported. Gross.
Freeport's main attraction is the Walmart. Other than the wonderful 24-Hour Walmart, there is nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Person 1: "I partied in Freeport the other day, and now it hurts to pee!"

Person 2: "You might want to go get checked for Chlamydia, Bro."

Person 3: "...Who's down to go to Walmart?"
by Nestle. January 16, 2011
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Free Katie!

A term referring to the relationship between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. If a person does not approve of their relationship and thinks that Katie does not love Tom, they can be seen shouting, "Free Katie!"

It insinuates that Tom is holding Katie hostage, or something related to the fact that she does not want to be in a relationship with him.
"God, Tom is such a freak. Free Katie! He so doesn't deserve her."
by KIMH May 12, 2006
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