feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

10 feet

The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people

Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.

Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.

by Super Gerbil June 27, 2004

Six Feet Under

A black comedy/drama program on HBO (Home Box Office). It centers on the Fisher Family who own an operate a funeral home in California following the death of the family patriarch Nathaniel Fisher in the first episode. Although dead, he frequently comes back to talk to each member of the family. In the family are the mother Ruth with sons Nate, David and daughter Claire.

An unbelieveable show with beatifully real and intricate characters. Funny, touching, brilliant. Further evidence that HBO is invincible.

Sorry man, I'd love to go hang gliding, but the season premire of the final season 5 of Six Feet Under is on tonight!

by kwashia February 1, 2005

Gypsy Feet

The name given to a sailor's feet, when the sailor doesn't wear shoes while sailing, or gets an infection due to the poor water conditions and bacteria that lurk in the water. The feet are often not a very nice colour and sometimes infected.

Paris, look at your feet... They are like Gypsy Feet.

by dajfkasfnl November 16, 2009

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

6 feet tall

A phrase meaning adult height as opposed to a child. Does not necessarily mean a person measures at least 72 but no more than 73 inches.

In the movie "Jack" they say Robin Williams is 6 feet tall even though he's actually 5'7".

by YO Man July 27, 2004

60 feet deep club

Its similar to the mile high club only a lot more dangerous and awesome. Rather than having hot sex on a plane you fuck underwater at least at a depth requiring scuba gear. It is one of the greatest achievements a guy or girl can reach.

#1) Dude I had this smokin hot dive guide the other day, she had the finest petite ass and tits, I helped her join the 60 feet deep club.

#2 No way, sex underwater. I gotta try that some time.

#1 She was screaming and cumming so hard I think the dolphins knew what we were doing.

by puntitlover October 11, 2010