Family Guy

The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.

Screw Family Guy, so Simpsons!

by Pseudonym Taken June 17, 2009

family values

a catchphrase used by politicians to promote their images.
First used by Dan Quayle in the 1992 election.

Tom: that candidate promotes family values!

Jerry: that means that he beats and cheats on his wife, molests his kids, operates a meth lab on the side, and is a dogfucker.

Tom: Oh.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 12, 2008

Cullen Family

The vampire family from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. Father of the family, Carlisle started the family and he is thousands of years old. Next to join the family was Edward. He has the power of reading peoples minds. He is 17 years old but has been a vampire for over 90 years. There is only one exception to his mind reading powers and this is Isabella or Bella Swan. She is the main character in the book and Edward and her soon fall in love. Throughout the series she argues with him to turn her into a vampire. Then Esme was created (the mother of the family). Then Rosalie and Emmett and at last Alice and Jasper. Alice and Jasper also have special powers like Edward. Alice can foresee certain parts of the future and Jasper can control the emotions of the creatures around him wether it be humans, werewolves, or other vampires. But they have no exceptions. This family is a very special coven of vampires not only because they are so large in number but also because they have abstained from human blood and are living on animal blood even though it as not as tasty and it gives them less energy. They consider themselves vegetarians. As do all vampires they never sleep, do not have to breathe, are extremely beautiful, are super strong and fast, immortal, and sparkle like a million diamonds in sunlight.

"But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die" Genesis 2:17 Describing the Cullen Family eating habits

by Apoll January 3, 2009

lit fam

When you are a pyromaniac and you light your house on fire for pleasure then you sit down and watch yo fam get crusted.

That's one nice lit fam

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016

family guy

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

Famz

this is a nigerian word popularly used amongst the children of the rich elite especially in lagos

u know, students in grange,whitesand,greensprings lekki and anthony, redeemer's, vivian fowler, lagoon, a-hall, olashore, avi-ceena, dowen, corona e.t.c

it defines a situation in which some1 tries to familiarise with you cuz they've herd bout u cuz ur such a friggn legend or cuz ur popular , this som1 btw isnt in ur social circle or may be or could even just be tryn to get into it just so they cn say "shiit i know him/her, we're friends"

noun: famz

verb:famzing

pronoun: that guy is a famza

richkidin his "social circle

unknown kid:hey guyz whuts up

richkidin his "social circle : uhm, i'm good

unknown kid :ai later

other richkisalso in social circle: chill, do u know that person?

richkidin his social circle: no man the guy is just doin famz

by bad guyzzzz June 29, 2010

FamilyGuyin'

When something is lasting longer than it should, and it is making you slightly uncomfortable.

when Peter Griffin and the chicken fight, it just lasts toooooooooo long, as well as when Peter hurt his knee in one episode and he kept saying owwwww, that went on tooooooo long as well.

This shift is fuckin familyguyin' man.

by Yoko Ohno Tha Bono March 21, 2010