blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.
"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."
by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014
Get the blue eared elephant mug.

pinning their ears back

To have one’s ears pinned back means to be severely scolded or to be bested in an athletic contest, soundly. The idiom have one’s ears pinned back is an American phrase that came into use in the mid-1800s. Its origin is uncertain. Some say it is derived from the sport of wrestling and some say it is somehow linked to the emotional state of an animal with its ears pinned back, though both of these explanations seem rather dubious. It may be more likely that the phrase have one’s ears pinned back is related to some sort of physical punishment that has gone out of common use. Related terms are has one’s ears pinned back, had one’s ears pinned back and having one’s ears pinned back.
pinning their ears back "He's about to have his ears pinned back" Paul Drake, to Perry Mason from the TV series "Perry Mason"
by NTBC March 05, 2020
Get the pinning their ears back mug.

Jew Ear Dat

English slang for "did you hear that" commonly found in films and television shows which used English/scottish/Irish accents, I.e. Game of thrones, Harry Potter, etc.
*hears sound coming from an unknown source*

Ron: "Jew Ear Dat, Harry?"

Harry: "Something's coming!"
by Rarely posting February 17, 2019
Get the Jew Ear Dat mug.

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
by I Animate June 19, 2021
Get the Ear Hole Friend mug.

removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.
I was fine until she started removing her earrings.
by anxious stapler January 22, 2022
Get the removing her earrings mug.

Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"
Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear
by official friend October 28, 2018
Get the Hit Enter Ear mug.

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.
Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 21, 2021
Get the Golden Earring Syndrome mug.