Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019

Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.

Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.

by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019

Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

Crunch

When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.

I crunch on ass. Hi nice to meet you ass

by White boi69 September 26, 2019