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Cunt Crusher

Huge dick and good looks, gets all the ladies soaking wet and keeps them up all night. They are responsible for more wet panties then anyone else. There Dick must be at least 8 inches long and thick.
Wow look at that cunt crusher go!
My roommate Max is a total cunt crusher! I heard his bitch screaming through the walls last night.
I need a cunt crusher to stretch me out soooo bad! My boyfriend said I'm so tight it hurts his micropenis.
by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015
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Half Crush

When your friends with a person but you're okay to start going out or remain just friends.
Joe: Are you guys friends?

Nick: Yeah, but I'm Half Crushing though
by ShinyLars January 14, 2016
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Human Crush

A Human Crush is when you have a crush on someone or adore them but in a platonic, non-sexual way.

(I created this term in late 90's but can't remember when? 1997?)
I just love Robin Wright, I have such a human crush on her!!

He's amazing, that old guy from the corner market, I have a human crush on him.

(not a sexy term but sweeter way of saying boy or girl crush which is odd)
by Damiana00 January 22, 2021
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Schrodinger's crush

texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.
I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush
by Meckma April 20, 2020
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Hate-Crush

When you have a crush on someone one day and hate them the next. It usually rotates day to day, week to week, month to month etc.

Also done days you see them add cute and sometimes ugly.
Girl 1: I totally have a hate crush on this one guy at in my class.

Girl 2: A what?

Girl 1: Hate-crush, when you like and dislike someone at the same time.
by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016
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Crush

have sex, for use when "fuck" is deemed too inappropriate
"I ain't a player, I just crush a lot"
by Fontaine June 12, 2005
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Teen crush

When a teen is attracted to someone and can only assume it is love and that they will never love another as much as they love that person. This all goes away once they get some maturity/cynicism.
"I totally like you, Steve."
"I totally like you too, Jenny."
"We should date and occasionally hold hands then break up in two weeks."
"Sounds good to me, teen crush!"
by CeridwenMiar October 24, 2011
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