October 31 National creampie day

October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf

BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)

by knarkhandlaren October 30, 2019

strip club creep

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)

tv advertiser: blah, blah, blah, YOU: SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

by michael foolsley March 26, 2021

anal creampie

to buttfuck someone and ejaculate into their ass, and then lick up all the semen

after i buttfucked her, she let me have an anal creampie

by hidalgo May 23, 2004

Creep

A guy who walks around in an awkward manner. Walks especially slowly when he nears a girl he is attracted to. His voice is often very low and instantly irritates you as soon as you hear it. If he likes you, he may go up to you and mutter something with his creepy voice. When you least expect it, you're just going about your business and you turn around and he's standing right behind you, so close you hear feel his creepy breathing.

Upon seeing him, girls will often get nausea and extreme irritability.

David walks up to Anabella and mutters something creepy.

Anabella: Excuse me teacher, I think I'm gonna throw up. Could I be excused?

Maddy and Claire are walking around at school.

Claire: Hey look it's David.

Maddy: The creepy one?

Claire: Yeah, the one that lurks around and angers me just by existing.

Maddy: Let's get out of here.

by achoo/ March 21, 2010

creep

drive real slow to peep some shit or as your gonna do somthin illeagle

"creep up here to this smoke spot"
"yo creep on this fools shit right here"

by Nazty North May 16, 2003

creeper

A guy who will come up to you or even watch you from afar (normally at parties) even when you're with all your friends, and will claim to see you everywhereknows everything about you and tries to hit on you-- when apparently you have no idea who he even is or have maybe only seen him once. Also may be a guy that is trying extremely hard to get in your pants and thinks that you like it--normally these type of guys are very unattractive and are huge losers--commonly found in fraternities.

"Omg did you see that guy? He was creeping on you so bad!"

" Johnny is such a creeper- stay away from that kid)

by Erin E February 7, 2007