computech

a computer presently updated with the highest technical abilities.

This computer is so computechnical that it should be in the military.

Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.

by Feolthanos April 6, 2008

computvajia

The act in when you are having lame sex and you want to spice it up. So you go take you computer and you shove it up the girls vagina and from this she turns into a wild sex craving horny robot bitch.

dude I computvajia this girl so hard last night

by biggil234 May 11, 2010

computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

Computer around

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.

Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."

by eyyyou October 25, 2010

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

Computerroids

Hemorrhoids, which is painful swelling in the rectum, that one develops when sitting at the computer for prolonged periods of time.

He was unable to complete his assignment due to his computerroids.

by Dr.Zulu December 30, 2011

computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015