Christmas Cock

A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.

He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.

by MissGrumplebottom December 11, 2010

Brad's Cock

An Abnormally large Penis that throbs and pulsates when Erect, with a large blue vein bulging through the middle.

Man I'm glad i dint have sex with him last night i heard he had "Brad's Cock"

by paintballbat216 December 16, 2011

cock cannibal

1. One who intentionally, habitually, and enthusiastically ingests/eats human penis, either cooked or uncooked (may be wrapped in a sushi roll, tortilla, or pancake)usually fetish related, sometimes done for religious or tax purposes.

2. Dick Cheney

That cock cannibal vice president, Dick Cheney, ate my penis!

by shy jason October 16, 2005

cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.

"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"

by Pascali June 13, 2005

cock sparrow

a way of greeting a friend or compadre...
coloquial

hello there me old "cock sparrow"

by blueram January 21, 2009

cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.

"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."

by Chloe June 29, 2004

Superman Cock

When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.

Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.

by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008