ass clown awesome

Something that is both amazing and extreamly stupid. Such behaveour was popularized largely by Jonny Knoxville.

Woa, that guy just rode his bike off a 3 story building! That's ass clown awesome!

by beyond-the-clouds July 29, 2008

Clown Pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.

Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.

by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

Clown Shoes

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

by 0r4n December 26, 2009

insane clown posse

Two fucktards that think that talking about killing people make them the best thing that has happened to the world. while every regular person that actually uses there brain could easily see that they and there fans buy generic soda because they want to act poor so they can say they are gangster. sadly these juggalos will always be the hugest pricks that you will ever find, and then when you tell them to shower because smelling like elephant shit covered in some hobo's vomit that would kill a fly from a mile away they say "no way man it's only been like 4 months what will another 4 months hurt". ICP is one of those things you look at and you say wow if i ever do that you can beat me with a rock until i stop breathing because at that point my life would be equal to a blade of grass. please for the sake of your ears not bleeding to the point of near death DO NOT listen to insane clown posse. once you do it is like getting raped by five black people in a dark ally not waring a rubber and filling your ass with cum, the worst experience ever.

insane clown posse fan "hey i just got done fucking every pig in my neighbor's farm wanta hang out?"

normal person"how about shut the fuck you nasty ass fag clown, there is not a single word in this world to describe how much the world hates everything that you represent like fucking animals and dead people and smelling like ass"

insane clown posse fan"Fuck you hater i'm going to buy a some generic root beer so i can take a bath,"

by chunky white December 1, 2011

clownitis

A swelling and redness around the mouth, similar in appearance to acne. This skin condition occurs when dried and crusted seman clogging the pores of ones face. It is generally common for a cockglobler to get this condition.

Did you see the clownitis on Jame's face?! He must be sucking a lot of cock these days.

by Charles Joseph Hollis IV December 3, 2005

Clownfish

A role in which a straight and cisgendered actor plays a gay/bisexual/transgendered/et cetera (see: QUILTBAGPIPE) role in a film or other media entertainment.

Named after the clownfish's ability to change its sex.

Has David Tennant done a clownfish yet? I don't know if Casanova counts.

by Moral High Ground November 24, 2010