Trap Button

When the belly button rule fails because she is an "outie."

Patrick: Cheryl had me go down on her, but I puked when I caught a whiff of her trap button.

Dustin: What the fuck is a trap button?

Patrick: It's when you can't tell she's a whore because she's an "outie" and never wears clothing that exposes her belly. You think it's kosher until you're south of the border.

by Raphastus March 10, 2014

velvet button

Clitoris.

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."

by Fly B April 17, 2014

silver buttons

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina at the point of climax, and ejaculates his semen in a linear fashion along the woman's spine, giving the appearance that the woman has silver buttons all down her back.

I was doing my chick doggy-style last night, and I totally gave her a row of Silver Buttons!

by Papasanfolkhero July 12, 2014

one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.

"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014

rotten button

When you stick a penis is a belly button.

Don't rotten button me babe.

by danosaurgrr August 6, 2014

Belly Button Burrowing

The act of fingering your own belly button in the hopes of finding a lose trinket or entertaining item.

'Dude! I went belly button burrowing yesterday and found my old N64! So much nostalgia!'

by LordChicken88 May 26, 2015

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015