snow blinded

when a man is receiving head and is about to give the girl a facial but misses and hits her eye

i snow blinded the whore last night instead of giving her a facial.

by mikey hates it January 20, 2011

the blind man

When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.

Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp.

by defjames May 23, 2014

binder boy

A man who fucks a binder through his anal cavity.

"Hey I heard Jayden was a binder boy."

by Bungle Blorgus July 25, 2017

Dutch Blindfold

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole

"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."

by shenaynay_digguns November 30, 2006

bindillowetshirt

and object used to clean ones glasses.

meeka and jeeka use their bindillowetshirt to clean thier new glasses (jess is amazing)

by jeekaandmeeka June 19, 2009

Binder card

When a friend cock blocks you and makes out with the girl after she has had oral sex with you.

Dude, I got Binder carded on halloween.

by j_sizzle16 January 8, 2010

Bioindependence

1. the capacity of any living organism to refrain from any intimate contact with another biological entity, thereby preserving it's own unique biological data from being corrupted by another;

2. a superior form of intelligence;

3. biological supremacy.

1. Bree was the hottest babe in skool, yet she was not seen dating any1. 1 day, Davey built-up the courage 2 approach Bree...

Davey: "Say...i was kinda wandering...u wanna hang-out somtime?"

Bree: "You mean hang-out as in a Date?"

Davey: "Ehhhmmm...yeah"

Bree: "Ty...but i rather not risk placing my bioindependence at risk by dating som1"

Davey: "Wow...you crazy or somthin gal?"

Bree: "No...i just dont want to get my DNA corrupted, that's all. Gtg now, bai!"

by g0dl355 December 29, 2011