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blackass

A very dark-skinned black person.
Ay, Blackass come over here.
by MzRed06 May 9, 2006
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cock block

Fleda Definition: When Someone Or Something Interferes With Your Game. There Are Three Levels To Cock Blocking

Level 1 Cock Block- When Someone Interferes With Your Game

Level 2 Cock Block- When You Intefere With Your Own Game

Level 3 Cock Block- When Your Shit Gets Chopped Off... Thrown In The Air... Shot Down... And Then A-Town Stomped On (Figuratively Speaking)
Ex. Level 1- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck Until Drew Walked in and cock blocked us.

Ex. Level 2- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck But I Went Limp and cock blocked myself

Ex. Level 3- Me And My Girl Were Fucking And I Was About To Cum, But my Friend Came In and I Shot Him... Damn Level 3... The Ulitimate Cock Block
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cock block

to interfere with a man trying to pick up a girl.
((Mike is Hitting on a Girl as Bobby Yells Across The Room))
Bobby : "Hey Mike did you get your herpes medicine yet?"
Mike : "Man, why you always tryna cock block me?!"
by xxcHoLa May 28, 2006
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c-block

Also know as Cock-block. Commonly found at Fraternity party. Person A is talking to hot drunk chick, when his friend Person B comes up, equally as drunk and embarasses person A, to the point where drunk hot chick no longer wants to give up the buns.
"Dude, you cheesehead bastard. Why are u bringing up my sexual ineptitude in public?!? I could have SCORED!"
by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003
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cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"
Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?
by TE AM0 August 25, 2005
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Cock Block

The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
by retepa May 6, 2007
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Lock Block

Using the Armor Lock in Halo: Reach to kill an opponent. This phrase is most appropriately said after the death of said opponent.
After he deployed the armor lock in Halo and killed me last night, he was screaming "Lock Block!" through his microphone...
by Trogador May 15, 2010
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