Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

windy beaver

When younare blowing into a beaver and she queefs and you get winded in return

I tried the windy beaver on her last night and ended up getting more than I bargained for.

by Redtruffle September 27, 2023

Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.

Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT

by Kylie lips February 11, 2025

Beaver

Someone that acts like a fool and is very annoying

Don't be a beaver

by divoun21274 April 6, 2024

Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

by RLRuk May 10, 2025

beaver slam

The act of putting ones head between two scissorsing females. And having them slam there beavers into the side of your head.

Whys Jake's head pink? He just got beaver slammed but those strippers.

by Xxxblownxxx April 11, 2020

Beaver nugget

A turn of phrase to use for when you put chicken nuggets in your coochie.

"I forgot to take my beaver nuggets out and now I have septic shock."

by niskwix June 12, 2024