Beach

It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!

The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.

by Beach-go-er July 23, 2009

huntington beach

Short definition to save you some time: Home of spoiled rich white kids that think they are tough as nails, but don't know shit about life outside of "the orange curtain" aka Orange County.

"Omgz lets head down to Huntington Beach to check out the X games bro!!!"

by socalperson February 12, 2008

baphomet

the big mofo from Ragnarok Online

And I was like "Noo! Bapho's coming!"
And bapho was like "I'm gonna squeeeeze yo' nuts, bubba!"

by Meow April 20, 2005

Manhattan Beach

A small city located in Southern California Los Angeles. 90226 refers to the city Manhattan Beach where if you dont own a 3 million dollar townhouse ur poor. Manhattan beach is undoubtedly one of the most wealthiest place in California. If your parents dont buy you a mercedes at age 14 even if you cant drive it yet, your poor. Manhattan Beach is also a place where parallel parking is inevitable.

*Boy 1- I live in the 90266!
*Boy 2- Damn you must be rich as fuck, what you rollin on?
*Boy 1- A Benzy and i dont even drive yet!
*Boy 2- Shiiiiiit that's Manhattan Beach for ya

by wadupaeisha March 14, 2010

Beach Beaver Barbie

A Female who's body is slammin but she's a total skank...

damn...Look at that hoe..."introducing Beach Beaver Barbie, complete with crabs and fresh fish smell"

by Pookiebaby4eva July 19, 2007

beach penis

a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.

where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

by maximillion leg..acy July 7, 2009

beach

verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself

One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.

Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.

by Gritter December 30, 2007