1 definition by Gritter
verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself
One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
by Gritter December 3, 2007