she beast

A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:

-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.

You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

Beasted

To have excelled at something as if using super-human beast like skills.

I totally beasted my math test, got an A.

by MagicEmu May 8, 2004

whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005

beastiality

slang word for PETA (see PETA)

Wow PETA "reeeeeally" loves animals.

by lama fuckers September 17, 2006

mark her with the eye of the beast

after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."

dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Beast Meat

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.

Eat the meat of the beast that beats.

by Clintox Ox April 22, 2004

beast up

verb - slang; to drink one or more Monster energy drink, equivalent to saying "shoot up" when referring to injecting drugs intravenously

Example 1
Guy 1: Dude, I've got a ton of homework to do tonight and 3 group meetings to go to.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need to beast up if you want to make it.

Example 2
Guy 1: You shouldn't beast up before your big presentation.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: It will melt your mind.

by smclife October 7, 2010