Go Home Life

When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.

Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.

Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.

by TBAM March 18, 2013

Halfway Home Hoe

Also known as a Foster Girlfriend. A halfway home hoe is a less committed foster girlfriend who is there for the sex, “dates”, and other main hoe duties without ever securing the main hoe spot. Once the person they are talking to find their “Main Hoe” the Halfway Home Hoe is forgotten.

Girl 1: I don’t know Jess, we were so tight and vibing and then it just kind off ended. Now he has a new bitch. I’m confused.

Girl 2: Bitch you were a Halfway Home Hoe. Get used to it

by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021

charity begins at home

A person's first responsibility is for the needs of their own family and friends.
Meaning you must support those closest to you before others.

"As the starving Ethiopian children came to my doorstep begging for bread, I handed my piece to my son, charity begins at home."

by Warrior G October 12, 2017

home button ghost

n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar

(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!

by joedizzle March 11, 2015

Walk on home run

In sexual terms, a walk on is when a woman breaks into a man's house completely naked and covered in Vaseline. She then steals his money and hides in his closet. When he comes home, she jumps out and tries to escape. The man in turn must try to catch her. If he wins he is rewarded with the money that was stolen and sex. If she escapes she gets to keep the money and has earned bragging rights.

I heard Lisa did a walk on home run at Kevin's last night. Now he's out $300....sucks to suck

by Theflavormenace March 18, 2022

Bring the bank home

when you earn a large sum of money.
original origin unknown.

Gad: Dude, I just sold my Nintendo DS and all of my games for $200!
Dag: Wow, you sure know how to bring the bank home!
(Alternative) Wow, you sure brought the bank home!

by Reeko Smallum June 19, 2009

home-run-nap

after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.

"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."

by Krkič November 10, 2019