DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.

My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!

by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024

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Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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February 19

People who are born in February 19 are chavs 100%

Ugh they’re so born in February 19

by Xx_gwendalin_xx July 28, 2021

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July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025

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December 19

Eat ur dog day!

Girl-today I ate my dog for breakfast!

Boy-why!?

Girl- Because it’s December 19!

Boy- Oh!! I’ll go eat mine!

by Hello:0 December 5, 2020

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Jokevid-19

Jokevid-19 describes people making Covid-19 jokes, where it is good or bad, like making properly executed jokes with good morals such as washing your hands So stay safe and wash your hands.

I'm gonna make a jokevid-19 with good morals everyone!

by Naur04 March 30, 2020

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