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When you want piss your teachers off just yell this
"Your Cock," yelled Jimmy.

Your mom's pie 

An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It normally leads to Your mom's face, then Your mom, and so on and so forth.
"Hey, your mom's pie, wooooo!"

halmark lady: this purse is ugly.
rhiannon: yeah, well your face is ugly!

rhianno: what's a 'violen'? i play a 'violin'.
britty: uh, your face is a violen!
your face by brittyfuckingrobbins November 5, 2004

your dick 

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.
You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.
your dick by Yopmail User November 24, 2022

your moms face 

A combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.
person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms FACE!
your moms face by ve03h May 8, 2005
The best comeback EVER. gets anyone annoyed and you will always win.
Lindsay- I'm so hungry

Cami- YOUR FACE IS HUNGRY

Lindsay- shut up

Cami- Shut your face up
your face by LindsayOwns December 28, 2005