brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 19, 2008

Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room

by Sam May 13, 2005

down with the brown

A white person who loves to date black people.

Skip is down with the brown yo! Once he went black he never went back.

by beautylicious April 23, 2005

Brockton Brown

Extremely crappy weed. Probably the absolute worst weed that can be purchased in New England. It is called Brockton Brown because; 1) it mainly comes from in and around Brockton, Massachusetts. 2) The weed is literally brown.
It is very harsh and when you finally smoke enough of this dirt and get high you will start to come down within 10 minutes. Can give quite a headache and irritated lungs.

Javier (buyer): Yo meng, you gots any tree?

Francisco (dealer): Yee son, $5/gram or $15/eighth

Javier: Oh shitttt, not that AWFUL Brockton Brown, I'll need at least a half ounce to get high.

by Browntown<3 June 27, 2009

Brown Waffle

The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.

Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one

by foundation982 June 18, 2009

Yellow and Brown

A name given to the sexual activities of golden showers and brown showers.

I posted an advert in the sex contact magazine for a women into yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

brown bag it

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

by Myke D. July 16, 2005