Twazard

Someone who drives around with his/her hazard lights flashing. Also known as a "Duke of Twazard". Combination of Twat and Hazard.

Look at that bloke in the Chevette, he's a right twazard.

by zlig April 19, 2018

Twacktard

Somebody who has methed up their life and is now stuck in tweaker mode making no sense to anyone around them.

Nothing she said made sense...she is a total twacktard.

by Tweaker jones October 14, 2017

TWAPPLE

Means to tackle hug someone or to replace a bad word in cussing like (mother fucker ) =

( mother twapple )

1. Imma go twapple her after school .
2. You mother twapple !!!!

by TurttleLover2007 April 20, 2018

twatboggler

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

by YertYYe November 28, 2017

Twanged

The sensation/trip experienced after intaking laughing gas/nitrous oxide

Mate I am so twanged off of that balloon

by Berookes December 4, 2017

twack twat

Stinky tweaker pussy

She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.

Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.

by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018