"tiger is so good in bed"
by gn djdo May 7, 2022
Get the tigermug. a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. by Hahahahahaidkrly March 30, 2019
Get the AES tigersmug. by Khara_mam3ouse December 8, 2022
Get the Tigermug. A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx October 14, 2015
Get the tiger tillermug. Man on Safari: Ah AHH AHHHHHHH!!! GOD HELP ME. FUCKING HELP ME IM BEING MAULED BY A TIGER
Me: awwww big kitteh cat with fwuffy cheeks :3333
Me: awwww big kitteh cat with fwuffy cheeks :3333
by Superjuliam December 23, 2022
Get the Tigermug. A true tiger is a fearsome foe, a true tiger knows how to protect thine self from any incoming harm using it's superior body to nullify the enemies attempts at fighting back. The art of the Tiger is a special technique which allows the user to face an enemy head on and survive. A master of tigering should be able to incinerate multiple foes without taking any serious damage, reflecting their attacks and proving their futility. Not even a jumbo can replicate the true nature of a tigering master, only a tiger has the potential to unleash a tigering masters sheer indestructability.
"Watch out Jhonny! That tiger is tigering, you can't pen him from anywhere!"
"Report to the squadron, we might not come back from this fight, for thine tiger... is tigering."
"Tell my mom I love her, I'm gonna kill that tiger"
"No you can't! It's impossible, you know that!"
"There is no point in running, use me as a decoy to escape. Live a good life Tony."
"MARCO WAIT!"
Marco has perished.
"Report to the squadron, we might not come back from this fight, for thine tiger... is tigering."
"Tell my mom I love her, I'm gonna kill that tiger"
"No you can't! It's impossible, you know that!"
"There is no point in running, use me as a decoy to escape. Live a good life Tony."
"MARCO WAIT!"
Marco has perished.
by TheMasterPantherer June 10, 2024
Get the Tigeringmug.