knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

Ray thoreson

Hi ray it’s Nathan

“Hi ray” -me every morning at school
He’s also addicted to porn. And that’s ray thoreson for ya

by Bigdicknate69 April 17, 2020

There Is No Pink!

An expression of helplessness used where someone is unable to locate a landmark or point of interest when they have been given directions.

Jenny: "Just follow the pink line all the way through London"
Laura (standing alone in the middle of a square) "THERE IS NO PINK!"

Joel: "Hey, do you think you could grab me a copy of Spiderman from Video Ezy?"
Will (Unable to find it): "THERE IS NO PINK!"

by Patdogs January 19, 2008

thereasia

the pot smoking asian you all know :) she is a very cool person that likes sex and white guys . although she may be asian (as hinted in her name "thereASIA") she will always be the most mexican kid you know . most Thereasia's dwell and or come from the land of Indonesia (In da asia, haha get it), yet they come with phrases like "I need some aqua" or "water you doing?" or "¡Dios mío" (aka oh my god in spanish) , or "los immagrents está aquí" (aka the immigrants are here) . but no matter what you know you will always love this chick, though it is mostly loved by a Ben and a Mary. And has a fetish for Channing Tatum. AND SHE LIKES TO SAY POOP RANDOMLY ;)

an example of Thereasia ? bitch there is no example ..

by trippinunicorn2 July 19, 2012

There

🕳️

Please tell me why you did not come when i was there

by Krkič July 11, 2019

It’s up there

It’s stuck there . It’s lit af

Man, this weekend it’s up there! It’s gonna be a movie

by Sunni bunni August 13, 2019

you can't get there from here

A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.

Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 15, 2013