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Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
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Nasonex Surprise

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.
by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010
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Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
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Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.
Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
by themurf1500 February 27, 2011
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Siberian Surprise

The act of vommiting in a females vagina.
Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?
by crazybutfucker21 April 28, 2011
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Kuzniewski Surprise

When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!

Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 9, 2011
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Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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