When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
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by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010
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When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Surprise mug.When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.
Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...
Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?
Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?
Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
by themurf1500 February 27, 2011
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Get the Siberian Surprise mug.When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 9, 2011
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by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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