rat status

to describe something you don’t like or is disgusting

becky : omg did you see sarah today
brittney: LOL yeah she’s looking soooo rat status

by crazygal6271 September 20, 2018

Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name March 01, 2012

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 02, 2022

status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite March 27, 2014

rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.

Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations

by Biff Beasley May 07, 2021

thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 23, 2008