United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.

People will be people, wherever they live.

United States of America by wysiwyg March 9, 2007

Statue of Liberty 

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

Statue of Liberty by AYB May 11, 2003

statutory rape 

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

statutory rape by fizzle April 5, 2004

sweet-statutory 

defined as an extremely attractive female minor, under the age of 18

"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"

sweet-statutory by Bruce Da Truth July 14, 2006

Statue 

1. A three-dimensional form or likeness sculpted, modeled, carved, or cast in material such as stone, clay, wood, or bronze.

2. A person with an exceptionally strong and "chiseled" appearance.

3. Someone of unusual stubbornness; a person unyielding despite immense physical and/or mental pain; a stoic.

"Dude, look, an eagle!"
"No, dude, that's a statue."

"That dude's a frigging statue!"
"I know, right? Check out that six-pack."

"HOLY #$%*, did I just run you over with my Tahoe?!"
"Ummm... I believe so."

Statue by Wazakra April 21, 2010

Banned in 30 states 

Simply not allowed

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn

Banned in 30 states by Oh my my February 20, 2015

Trish Stratus 

World Wrestling Entertainment Diva/Wrestler; 6 Time Women's Champion, 3 Time Babe of the Year, Diva of the Decade, Former Fitness Model and TAG Huntress.

Born in Richmond Hill Ontario, Canada on December 18, 1975 making her thirty years old. Has appeared in multiple magazines and on their covers, although she has never done Playboy. Has been on MADtv twice, done comedy shows up in Canada and will be hosting the 2006 Canada Walk of Fame. She has been employeed by the WWE since 2000. Her real name is Patricia Anne Stratigias and she has two sisters, Christie and Melissa. She still lives in Canada despite working in the US with the WWE.

Trish Stratus holds the women's champion a record of six times.

Trish Stratus by cmarielizabethm April 1, 2006