ugly shopping

Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.

Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.

Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!

by ShayDB July 26, 2018

Skinny slapping

To have a slapping fest with someone while naked.

Me and my friend had a skinny slapping contest last night to see who could handle the most slaps

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Meme Shopping

In which comments in a post on Twitter allows you to view exclusive contents of the spiciest memes .

I'm bored, let's go on Twitter for meme shopping!

by Spicy Tea January 11, 2019

Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019

Pirate Shipping

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.

Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.

by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019

Pixel Shopping

Window shopping and posting it on social media.

I saw him/her pixel shopping in Gucci on Instagram

by Tankthethinker May 19, 2019

Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.

Answer shopping:
“Mom can I go out tonight”

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”

by JemimaJ September 21, 2019