Definitions by BallroomDancer101

Closet Shopping 

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

Closet Shopping by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019

Jewlivitus 

A unique, yet extremely fatal, STD that you can only acquire by having intimacy with Jewlie or one of her infected.

You know that chick on tinder?
Yeah. She gave me Jewlivitus

Jewlivitus by BallroomDancer101 January 18, 2019