When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008
Get the Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times mug.A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."
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Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"
Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
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Doing something that may cause you or other people to get hurt.
Usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.
If a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don't then you are a pussy.
If the gap you are shooting is "huge" then it is dangerous.
May be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.
Usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.
If a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don't then you are a pussy.
If the gap you are shooting is "huge" then it is dangerous.
May be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.
Bob: dude shoot the gap
Steve: aaaaaaaaa
Bob: DO IT!!!!!
Steve: Dude!!!!
(Steve shot the gap)
Bob: Dude that was a "huge" gap
Steve: Wow that was close
Steve: aaaaaaaaa
Bob: DO IT!!!!!
Steve: Dude!!!!
(Steve shot the gap)
Bob: Dude that was a "huge" gap
Steve: Wow that was close
by Rauol Duke January 17, 2007
Get the shoot the gap mug.created from dave chappelle's episode when Prince plays basketball and exclaims the now famous phrase, "SHOOT THE J...SHOOT IT!"
this phrase has evolved over the years into the context of a "go" code. such as when making a soccer play or whenever a response is given such as "yes" or "lets do it". "shoot the j" can replace either of those and be appropriate in context.
shortened versions such as "shoot it" are also appropriate.
this phrase has evolved over the years into the context of a "go" code. such as when making a soccer play or whenever a response is given such as "yes" or "lets do it". "shoot the j" can replace either of those and be appropriate in context.
shortened versions such as "shoot it" are also appropriate.
"you guys wanna see a movie or something?"
"shoot it"
or
"we need to get outta here now!"
"shoot the j"
"shoot it"
or
"we need to get outta here now!"
"shoot the j"
by peter griffindor November 8, 2006
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Get the shoot hoop mug.Basically a bad motor scooter is a black, hard talking, hard hitting, hardcore guy who looks like he's hardcore-gaycore-noobsauce-elite at first then he turns out to just flat out rock your world and devastate your hopes and dreams of ever reaching a level of coolness as high as his.
The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.
He ends your eternal soul.
Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.
The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.
He ends your eternal soul.
Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.
by Denver Max May 30, 2006
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