psychotic fukin bitch

A woman who is{angered} to the point of {insanity} for the stupidist reasons and attempts to {maime} or {kill} her man because {clinicly} she is mentally unstable

Man: Honey your hair looks nice today.

Woman: WHAT?!! You think I look fat, you asshole I'm gonna hit you with this frying pan and if you run outside I'm gonna run you over with my car you fucking inconsiderate normal person.

Man: Holy fuck you're a “psychotic fukin bitch", I'm outta here, have a nice life.....NOT

by arutha_con_doin October 19, 2010

pop psychology

using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink

"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Psychiatrist

A medical doctor who diagnoses and treats mental illnesses. Informally referred to as a "shrink".

She was referred to a psychiatrist on account of her long-standing battle with depression.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Psyop

Anything and everything I don't explicitly agree with.

"Oh Gregory supports accelerationism?"
"Yeah, guess he fell for another CIA psyop."

by Stephamphetamine July 29, 2021

Psychopath

A person who makes his own rules and lives in his own world. When you see this kind of person it is maditory to point that man or woman to the public so they know what they are dealing with.

Andrew: Tobar remember when you gave me the vodka that one monday

Tobar: Ya man you were saying that you were ok but you were not

Andrew: Only you would do that kinda shit! You a PSYCHOPATH!

by El Equis June 6, 2009

Psyche

(noun) the human soul, spirit or mind.

Man 1: Oh I love you Mudkip!
Man 2: You fool! That Mudkip had no psyche!
Man 3: LOLZ? but i herd u liek mudkipz 2!
Man 2: PSYCH!! I <3 MUDKIPZ!!1!!1

by Raybrant February 26, 2008

psychology

Something I really dislike. A bunch of people acting like they are superior to you. They think you have "problems" because your mind works differently. THey want to change and mold you into a mindless but happy zombie. I'd rather be realistic. Psychologists think they know you and want to "cure" you. Of things like personality disorders. What if I LIKE my personality disorders? Too bad, it isn't "normal." They automatically assume what your actions mean and judge you. What these xenophobic people fail to realize is that you are equal to them! They have NO sense of humour Their knowledge tends to be all doctrine and no experience. Often judgemental and hypocritical, these people are annoying and hated by most.

Me: I want to rule the world.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?

Me: Ugh.

by Carynne No. January 27, 2007