owned

The term "Owned" was originally conjured circa 1986 by a small Canadian Apple II user's group in Langley, BC. Primary usage was similar to current internet vernacular, but was usually restricted to computer hardware and not gaming.

Use was slightly adapted to indicate superiority over another person. Or to declare that said person is merely chattel.

Man, the Apple so owns(owned) the C64!

I *own* people like you!

by E. Thwaites February 8, 2004

vaginal ownage

when you REALLY REALLY beat someone. To the point that it was almost as good as sex.

(winning the b-ball game 150-0)
man that was some serious vaginal ownage

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

owned

A victory cry used when having conquered or captured something, especially computer servers or human egos.

A: She fell for the goatse.cx link.
B: Heh! Owned.

by THE MAN October 10, 2002

ownzor

The act of "owning", or being better at something than someone.

U have been OWNZORD!!

by wak March 26, 2003

halo ownage

A term used to define a period of time in which one person or one team straight up owns everyone else in Halo or Halo 2. It can be used for single player purposes, when one dominates an entire field of enemy covenant and/or flood, but it is most commanly used during multiplayer.

Damn dude we just shut them out 50 kills to none, we were unstoppable.
Yeah that was some mad halo ownage right there.

by EVH March 11, 2005

ownage

1.Slang word used instead of owned, also used to describe the act of owning. Complete destruction of the opposition.
2.Word used to aggrevate and anger opponents.

1. On Halo last night, I killed him 171 times without dying! It was major ownage!
2. That last round was major ownage! "After only a small victory"

by Sancho2523 April 15, 2006

Owned

A word sometimes used humorously, like a verbal high-five, between good friends. Also a word commonly used in PvP games, such as World of Warcraft, etc.

Dude 1: "Bro, I just scored with Audrey."
Dude 2: "Owned."

Friend 1: "Man I just beat his ass in a duel."
Friend 2: "Owned. Even though you're a OP ret pally, ya asshole."

by Deathspartan66 July 28, 2009