Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Jebraun Lames

Someone with the natural gift and talents to be something special or legendary but come up way short and even become hated.

That Jebraun Lames is so talented it's too bad everyone hates him.

by tacotruckd December 2, 2011

jetbaiting

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

Jerk Lurkin

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013

Jeod

A person who deserves large amounts of gratitude.

Wow, did you really donate your entire salary to charity? Thanks Jeod!

Dude, are you sure I can have your last fry? Thanks Jeod!

by Mr.Poopface June 15, 2013

Jesse's Girl Syndrome

When a guy wants to date/likes a girl his friend is dating, from the song Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield

Bill is friends with Jack, Bill has a crush on Jill and wants to date her, But jack Jack is dating Jill, Bill has Jesse's Girl Syndrome.

by LJSmithNY June 15, 2014

jetpack blues

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

by Alexano March 21, 2017