HUMPHREY'D

To get fall on your face drunk

Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!

"I went out on the lash last night and got humphrey'd"

by KATYPOPS December 7, 2006

Humpthumpled

This word means the ultimate form of intoxication. You cannot get more drunk than humpthumpled. It is hamdangled times 20.

I was so humpthumpled last night, I threw up like 5 times.

by Jason Lawes February 24, 2009

Humpit

Slang for Trumpet. Like a Trombone is a Tromboner, and a Saxophone is a Sexyphone.

I have band this hour.
What do you play?
Sexyphone.
Nicee, I play Humpit.

by theladygagagaga January 16, 2011

humpus

a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant

Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night

by hummuslvr3000 April 27, 2011

Humperdink

(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.

“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”

by Nihilator February 7, 2019

buttock humper

Term of abuse for a gay man.

I don't go to that pub anymore - it's getting full of buttock humpers!

by Sandy M. December 15, 2005

Adventure Humping

To have sex in the great outdoors.

Cummander and SB drove to the arrived at the park to have some funch.

Cummander: Sit on the swing and I will push.

SB: Oh pleeeease push harder!

Cummander: By Jobe; I think we have been spotted by the family pinicing under the tree.

SB: If they say something just tell them we are into Adventure Humping.

Cummander: Yeah...its never good to skip funch.

by whoknewmeandu January 21, 2010