Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
Get the crank the hog mug.2.6 hog cycle is a popular deck in clash royale, it consist of hog rider (the win condition) cannon, fireball, log, ice spirit, ice golem, musketeer and larrys.
Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend
This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.
It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.
And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend
This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.
It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.
And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Tom: Bro John why are those black men railing you? And why are you riding that cock?
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
by FentMaster777 May 2, 2024
Get the 2.6 hog cycle mug.Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024
Get the Driving the Hog mug.by ElvizP February 2, 2025
Get the crankin my hog mug.A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.
Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.
Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.
by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026
Get the Yoinking the Hog mug.They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"
Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)
Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)
James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.
by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025
Get the hot dog hog mug.To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
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