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Dumbass the Hog

A funny pig who goes around saying “I’m a dumbass
Dumbass the Hog - “I’m a dumbass
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Tugging my hog 

Another slang term for masturbation.
Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging

Driving the Hog 

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.
Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!

crankin my hog 

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.
Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin
crankin my hog by ElvizP February 2, 2025

hot dog hog 

They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"

Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)
James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.
hot dog hog by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025

Jab the Hog 

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”
Jab the Hog by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025