DGAF Friday

The single greatest day known to man. Period.

Mr Lynch was wearing some solid cargo shorts on DGAF Friday.

by veed January 4, 2009

RJ Friday

First created by the Ancient Romans, it was a customary day of celebration known as "Ora Officium deis Veneris." The weekly celebration honors the 'rim job,' or the act of licking another's butthole. Rim Job parties are customary in more modern times, and have become more well known, especially during the past few years. The once weekly holiday has become a daily festivity: RJ Mondays, RJ Tuesdays, RJ Wednesdays, RJ Thursdays, RJ Saturdays, and RJ Sundays are now celebrated worldwide. The leader of the movement, under the alias "Imma Eshol" has transformed the once obscure holiday into a nationwide phenomenon. Barack Obama, current President of the United States, was quoted as saying of the holiday, "Yes, I love RJ Day, Fridays in particular. Nothing gets you going quite like someone eating your asshole. It's incredible."

Person 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.

by Imma Eshol April 16, 2009

Frida

Frida is an abusive immigrant that hurts ppl for no reason laugh likes she’s gasping for air

Boy:oh no! it’s frida RUN!
Frida: *punching everyone then laughing like she has asthma*

by isucktits April 25, 2019

black friday queen

a chick who goes out 24 hrs before the stores open on black friday. Usually shit-faced wasted W/ a baby attached to her teet. 9 times out of 10 this girls name is Karina. AKA Debbie Downer. AKA Lint Licker

Hey man, did you see Karina? Dat bitch was totally chalked. She elbowed me in the nuts trying to get the new Jonas brother CD. dat Karina Waz A "Black Friday Queen

by Wamblee Tipi Creepers June 14, 2010

Casual sex fridays

casual sex had at the start of the weekend that doesn't involve any dressing up or fancy meals.

"God, my workplace is adopting that casual fridays thing. I'm going to have to see my boss in JEANS."

"Really? Let's go to a pub afterwards and get us some casual sex fridays."

by Tcakes February 21, 2010

Friday Night Funkin

i am now familiar with the game to know its good and you should try it out,
ANY WAYS, a rhythm game where you rap people so they don't steal your girl (or prevent you from seeing her or so you don't break all of your bones) you play as BOYFREIND (or KEITH the nomie name the fandom gave him or tooth paste hair boy as an non normie name) who fights dad (full name is daddy dearest) skid and pump from sr pelo, pico, new ground.com mascot, mom (full name is mommy mearest?) sempai, an spirit trapped inside a video game, and LEMON DEMON. the mods are where the game stands out, somehow the mods are how the game stood out in the first place, here are some as starters, Whitty, mid fight basis, hex, and tricky from the maddens combat series. the fandom? its a mix of NSFW, mods, memes, and animation, just be careful when you go there, there are some things you dont want to see.

Friday Night Funkin is an good game, its something different from AMONG US at least

by someone else thats not u April 1, 2021

Flannel Friday

The day in which college students adorn themselves with flannel apparel for the purpose of kegging the shit out of the town.

Hey, what day is it?
It's flannel friday son! You better slap a flannel on your bitch ass before hitting the keg

by The wrecking crew October 5, 2012