ford infested

being contaminated with and STD or or communicable disease

That hot tub is ford infested

by goat boy August 5, 2003

ford infested

Something that has been touched by the species ford. Can be anywhere from being touched by a finger to being touched by his magic stick

I wouldn't use that towel to dry off with, it has been ford infested in both ways.

by anonymous victim August 7, 2003

your fired

trumpet

trump: your fired noob
person: noooooooooooo

by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 13, 2020

Fore

To eat a whores dirty cunt on a golf course late at night.

Ryan Magowan says "FORE!"

by your worst nightmare January 21, 2003

Ford

Some one with unbelievable knowledge, and skill in the form of FPS games.

Terrorist1: See that guy own our whole team with the D eagle? Terrorist2: Yeah, He is so ford.

by Ford|Rsb January 31, 2008

Gerald Ford

Alot of ppl think Gerald Ford was dumb, but honestly, whose dumber? Gerald Ford or the two ppl who tried to kill Gerald Ford, on two separate occasions.

Gerald Ford once hit a small child in the face with a golf club, by accident of course.

by norman May 9, 2005

The Ford Explorer Equinox

When three Ford Explorers of the same engine size align in a formation, they will cause an nuclear explosion and take out an entire city block and poison the rest of the city.

Ford Dealerships never place more then three Explorers next to each other for fear that The Ford Explorer Equinox will trigger and destroy the dealership.

Steve no longer wanted to live his life so he tried to preform the Ford Explorer Equinox, but the other ford drivers were not having any of that.

by PhatTiger April 26, 2009