ethanard

Term for a person that is retarded due to alcohol consumption.

At a party after several drinks, your friend does/says something retarded. You say "Dude, you're a fucking ethanard."

by Jen in IT May 13, 2010

Ethan Halverson

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash

Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.

by Julius Caesar Salad January 31, 2015

Ethan Brown

A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.

The guy that took me home last night was such an Ethan Brown!

by psychedelicmushroom August 17, 2016

Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

ekhmal

handsome person
messy hair

#kindperson
#likeacat
#ekhmal good looking

by by diah March 8, 2017

Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.

Ethan hates us he never replies

by He's July 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr

My name isEthan

by Slay.eden July 25, 2017