1 definition by psychedelicmushroom

A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.
The guy that took me home last night was such an Ethan Brown!
by psychedelicmushroom August 17, 2016
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