douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

by lukeboi July 9, 2006

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

douchebaggette

A way of calling a female a douchebag. Also used if you want to call a gay a douche.

Guy1: Dude my teacher gave me an F for talking.

Guy2: Man, what a douchebaggette.

by TheMakerOf May 21, 2009

Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.

"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"

by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010

douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

by dk4lifee March 26, 2010

Douche Flute

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

by Tclick October 14, 2017

Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

by Dace Solo December 9, 2016