by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
Get the Silent snap count mug.Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses count mug.Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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Get the High T Count mug.The true grandfather of jet airliners. Sure it crashed a lot due to no knowledge about metal fatigue and material science but it paved the way forward for modern jets like the Airbus A350. Once it was figured out how metal fatigue works and addressed, comets dominated the sky.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing December 18, 2025
Get the de havilland comet mug.U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
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I swear to god no crosses count
No u didn’t
I did!
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by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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