college iced tea

Any cheap beer, usually light beer, that college kids can afford to buy in large amounts and consume excessively. Refreshing as a cold glass of iced tea on a hot day.

Frank brought over some college iced tea and things started to get rowdy.

by lanching123 March 30, 2010

Collecterd

A nerd who also happens to be a collector. This person can be a collector of anything; stamps, cars, pens, puzzles, 'retro' video game systems, or those tiny soap bars that you find in hotel suites. Pronounced kuh-lehk-turd.

Person 1: Dude, I just got an Atari to add to my gallery of old school video games!
Person 2: My God, you're such a collecterd.

by Mibzamillion December 4, 2010

College Napps

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.

Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"

by Bassophile September 5, 2011

collegegawker

Collegegawker :: Someone who goes after college aged individuals and prefers to only date college aged boys and girls.

Luiz is in high school but he's such a collegegawker, he only talks to college aged hotties.

by lukemaxwell May 23, 2013

College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.

Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.

by BM82 January 9, 2015

college books

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

College

Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.

If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.

by someoneslittlesister April 5, 2016