counter-gender domestic partner

Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.

"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner

by J Draze July 8, 2010

Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips

"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."

by Shabbyv4444 November 12, 2012

Counter

Something you put your girlfriend on so you can make out

That’s a nice counter.

Huh ?
Shall we put some use to it ?

by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020

Counter Facepalm

When someone's overruse of the facepalm meme actually makes you want to do it as a response.

"That facepalm meme is so overrused."
"That's why I use Counter Facepalm."

by MM132 October 25, 2012

Over-The-Counterculture

Noun refering to the mass of baby-boomers who, although not embracing the lifestyle of the previous counterculture (who took drugs in the 60's & 70's) suffer from symptoms that allow them to rationalize taking drugs in their 60's & 70's.

Daughter: "Hey, did you see how zonked Grandma was at the cookout? She was popping pain killers like M&Ms!"
Son-in-Law: "Yeah, she's a real card-carrying member of the Over-the-Counterculture - even though it's an AARP Discount Card!"

by Mark Gustavson June 18, 2008

Making it count

the act of practicing french kissing (kissing with tongues) to improve your skills/talents to make a kiss 'count' or be liable.

dude 1: did you make it to base one?

dude 2: yeah...we were TOTALLY making it count ;)

by oxjoshleighox July 26, 2010

Chunt

Poorly groomed or unkept Vagina.

I haven't seen it, but I'm willing to bet that J. Lo has a chunt.

by Jay July 18, 2003